the secret to losing followers is being yourself
i’ve been shopping for years and i still have nothing to wear.
You know most people think of the word weasel as a bad term, but have you ever looked at an actual weasel? Like, a real one?
it’s so cute!
Oh god I just can’t-
And let’s not forget that the average weasel is also roughly the size of a banana. Because it clearly wasn’t adorable enough already
if i don’t insult you daily, it means i don’t like you
When i cant find my mom in walmart